Closet of the Escapist

I once deleted my blog. And then got bored. Something something that touches my soul, makes me laugh or simply needs to be remembered. I tend to like lots of random things so if you want to get a right impresson visit archive.

Parents:

Don't forget to make us proud

Friends:

Don't forget to socialize

Teachers:

Don't forget to get A's

Strangers:

Don't forget to blend in

Opposite sex:

Don't forget to look good

Society:

Don't forget to be perfect

Tumblr:

Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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pewdiepiesfanblog:

unendingsongs:

bookjunkie26:

samswittyusername:

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

THEATRE

AH YES THEATRE

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

That reminds me so of my relationship with Shania..

"I’m feeding you so you don’t run away.."

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(The thingy in the cloud basically means “I’ll follow you till the end of the world”.)

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accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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