Closet of the Escapist

I once deleted my blog. And then got bored. Something something that touches my soul, makes me laugh or simply needs to be remembered. I tend to like lots of random things so if you want to get a right impresson visit archive.

bunny-banana:

hungrylikethewolfie:

dominiquemorgenstern:

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

OH MY GOD THE TAG 

(via so-nymphadorable)

from-james-to-lily:

WHAT THE ACTUAL

(Source: jonathanslow, via so-nymphadorable)

antagonist:

this fight is over. - turns around -

protagonist:

-gets up and coughs up blood. - NoT YET

antagonist:

dude what you're like almost cut in half? like just take the loss this time like i'll even call you an ambulance

protagonist:

CUT THE BULLSHIT I'M GONNA WIN --

antagonist:

dude how is your spine supporting your body do you even believe in biology?? gross

shaniawolf:

today i got the most wonderful compliment

friend said i look like a tumblr person

"but not like regular hipster tumblr person"

more like.. a tumblr person out in the world

"a homeless tumblr person"

The well-we-were-kinda-eating-marmelade-and-drinking-milk-out-of-the-bottle-at-the-central-station hashtag tho. 

skepticarcher:

Break Through

New paint plus an additional detail shot - it’s kind of a tall piece so it’s hard to really get tumblr to do it much justice. There’s a slightly bigger version of it you can see as a whole here.

Available as a new print in my Society6 shop

(via arcadia-house-party)

machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

(via forestsoffandom)

so-nymphadorable:

if any of you guys has twitter and would like to help me out

could you retweet this

I’m doing the hobbit fan contest and I don’t really use twitter it’s just linked to my tumblr most of the time so i could really use help

thank you so much

(via so-nymphadorable)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via parttimebiologistfulltimeninja)

shaniawolf:

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasn’t real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… I’m on that next level shit

i feel so sad when i see these stories because i feel like people are spying on me and then they decide that i don’t exist

my name is driving me into an existential crisis