Closet of the Escapist

I once deleted my blog. And then got bored. Something something that touches my soul, makes me laugh or simply needs to be remembered. I tend to like lots of random things so if you want to get a right impresson visit archive.

pleatedjeans:

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shaniawolf:

hazardousprototype:

can we have a kiwi appreciation post please?

i mean..
THEYRE SUCH ADORABLE BIRDS LIKE LOOK AT THAT FLUFFY MOTHERFUCKER

LOOK AT THE BABY OKAY

just

kiwis

this is one kiwi i would have

(via rukitis)

deusx-machina:

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

Its back on my dash ❤❤❤

(via shaniawolf)

pixalry:

The Guardians of the Galaxy - Created by Wisesnail | Tumblr

Prints available for sale at Society6.

(via michaelispolly)

Triss:

I need a special person who knows how to get me to do stuff. If there's such a person in this universe I'll marry him in a split second.

Me:

There is not. It's probably not a he or he's probably gay.

Triss:

You'd like that.

Me:

Why do you think so?

Triss:

Because if there would be such a person and I married him, it'd threaten your place as my companion that keeps my crazy persona sane. Also you'd have to make phone calls to order jellyfish to throw at him and you hate making phone calls.

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

motherbox:

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

Can I just move there and be friends with Sigur Rós and just chill?

Can I have Logreglan?

(Source: micdotcom, via so-nymphadorable)

supsquark:

I love chemists

supsquark:

I love chemists

(via scienceshenanigans)

Anonymous said: are you gay or straight?

zoe-cat:

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

(Source: trickygod, via so-nymphadorable)

Well, well, Hermione, you really are the brightest witch of your age I’ve ever met.

(Source: stiles-stlinski, via so-nymphadorable)