The Great Unanswered Question:
What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias
OH MY GOD THE TAG
this fight is over. - turns around -
-gets up and coughs up blood. - NoT YET
dude what you're like almost cut in half? like just take the loss this time like i'll even call you an ambulance
CUT THE BULLSHIT I'M GONNA WIN --
dude how is your spine supporting your body do you even believe in biology?? gross
today i got the most wonderful compliment
friend said i look like a tumblr person
"but not like regular hipster tumblr person"
more like.. a tumblr person out in the world
"a homeless tumblr person"
The well-we-were-kinda-eating-marmelade-and-drinking-milk-out-of-the-bottle-at-the-central-station hashtag tho.
if any of you guys has twitter and would like to help me out
could you retweet this
I’m doing the hobbit fan contest and I don’t really use twitter it’s just linked to my tumblr most of the time so i could really use help
thank you so much
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
I found out santa wasn’t real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… I’m on that next level shit
i feel so sad when i see these stories because i feel like people are spying on me and then they decide that i don’t exist
my name is driving me into an existential crisis